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50-shades-of-das-gay:

I M LAUGHING SO HARD
THIS WAS SOMEBODIES TITLE OF THEIR BLOG AND GOOGLE CHROME 
I JSUT
GOOGLE NO
STOp

50-shades-of-das-gay:

I M LAUGHING SO HARD

THIS WAS SOMEBODIES TITLE OF THEIR BLOG AND GOOGLE CHROME 

I JSUT

GOOGLE NO

STOp

“There’s no cure for being a cunt.”

(Source: daeneryus)

senpai-has-noticed-you:

sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg

69whores:

Because 69’s a mouthful.

image

(Source: ellegreko)


this kid’s got the world figured out
this kid’s got the world figured out

(Source: tastefullyoffensive)

cespur:

im just a simple bird living a simple life

cespur:

im just a simple bird living a simple life

(Source: dlayn)

(Source: lovelydisney)

whenigrowupiwannabeadonut:

The war is coming. It’s time to choose a side. 

dorkstrider:

somebody asked for all these to be rebloggable

spread the good word around to all your friends 

foreverwholocked:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

meghaninblack:

towritelesbiansonherarms:

lascocks:

jennyatsdcc:

theartistvocation:

shinjimimura:

please tag your Butterscotch Crumplebath

#benadryl wafflesticks

#bandicoot carryout

#barbiturate crabbypatty

Bandaid cumberbund

But seriously, tag your Bumperdinckal Candybach.

Bassdrop Cumberwubwubwub

it’s funny because we still all know who this is talking about